S&P 500 Hits New Highs: Airplanes Fly, Robots Tase, & Stocks Do Weird Stock Things (Again)
Forget turbulence, the S&P 500 just grabbed its parachute and jumped up to another record close! Here’s the lowdown on…
Tomorrow: A Global Story (Or: Why Your Groceries Now Cost More Than Your Soul)
Singapore, 4:00 AM:Lena Chen, a currency trader fueled by expired Red Bull and existential dread, squints at her screen. The…
Planet 13 (PLNH): A Financial Sitcom Set in a Giant Weed Store
SCENE: The world’s largest cannabis dispensary, Planet 13 Vegas. Think Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but the Oompa Loompas are slightly…
Caribbean CBI Crackdown: Five Nations Tighten Investor Citizenship
Caribbean Nations Tighten Rules: “Genuine Link” Required for Citizenship by Investment Five Caribbean nations are set to impose significant new…
The Global Markets: A Comedy of (Trading) Errors
Tokyo: The Japanese Yen was doing its best impression of a lead balloon in a swimming pool. Hajime Tanaka, a…