Tune in to ‘Market Mayhem Radio‘ – where we make sense of global finance, so you don’t have to cry into your avocado toast.
We’re the caffeine-fueled maniacs dissecting stocks, bonds, commodities, and crypto like it’s a crime scene… if the criminals were central bankers wearing suspiciously nice ties. From Wall Street to wheat futures, Brexit blunders to Bitcoin tantrums, we’ve got the drama, the data, and the desperate humor to keep you sane(ish).
Why listen? Because we explain the VIX without using ‘volatility’ as a pickup line, translate Fed-speak into actual English (“No, Janet, ‘transitory’ isn’t a magic word!”), and once described a bond yield curve inversion as ‘two grumpy uncles back-to-back in a tiny elevator.’
We don’t just cover the markets – we give them therapy. Join us. Your portfolio might still tank, but at least you’ll laugh while it happens.